Woman High On Painkillers Thinks George Clooney Performed Her Medical Procedure

April 21st, 2017

Painkiller-induced ramblings after surgery have been a wellspring of viral videos for years, but this one is even more surreal than usual.

Emily Young was filming her stepsister Kayleigh while Kayleigh was recovering from an in-vitro fertilization procedure. Still woozy from the pain meds, Kayleigh gave a shoutout to someone unexpected: George Clooney. Kayleigh insisted that not only did the Batman & Robin star appear during her treatment, he personally carried it out.

“George Clooney did my retrieval, and he got 25 eggs,” she says in the video.

Over the course of the video Kayleigh runs quite the emotional gamut, from disbelief that the hospital could book the busy actor, to mortification that he “saw [her] vagina.” Which is understandable. One of my biggest fears is that a celebrity would see my privates.

But overall, Kayleigh thinks George’s appearance is a sign of good luck for her fertilization prospects. “Because it was George, I just feel like it might work,” she explains. Hear, hear.

Watch the video below:

H/t: Daily Mail

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13 Eggcellent Easter Egg Hunt Fails

April 15th, 2017

Easter is fast approaching which means that it’s about time to prepare for the Easter Egg hunt! These kids may not be the best at looking for these hidden treasures, but that doesn’t stop them trying. It’s the journey, not the destination.

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New Mom High On Painkillers Can’t Remember She Gave Birth

February 16th, 2017

Tisha Heffron, who had given birth to a son, Clay, hours earlier, was still recovering from the effects of the morphine when her husband James tried to record her first waking moments. Even though she was in a hospital room, wearing a gown, and sitting across the room from Clay, she claimed to have no idea what James was talking about. She insists that their son’s name is “Jackson,” which is true…except Jackson is their fifteen-month-old.

The baby part isn’t the only thing she struggles with. At one point she wonders why the room keeps going dark, and James explains it’s because she keeps closing her eyes. She also asks James if he’s her brother, and whether the baby came out of her belly button.

Eventually the meds wore off, Tisha’s memories returned, and everyone was happy.

You can watch the video below:

(via source)

Elderly Sisters Still Bicker When Giving Directions

February 7th, 2017

They’ve been sisters for 97 years, but they fight as much as any sisters you know. While driving to a family event, Sheila had her video camera running, and it caught this excellent argument between her grandmother, (age 97, in the front seat), and her aunt, (age 102, in the back.) When the video begins, the sisters are already arguing over who Sheila’s going to drive around to do errands, but when Sheila takes a wrong turn, the gloves really come off. It’s the kind of fight you can only have after knowing someone for almost a century. Watch the video below.

This Bride Wore A T-Rex Costume To Pull A Hilarious ‘First Look’ Prank On Groom, And His Reaction Is Priceless

January 28th, 2017

You know that “first look” moment at weddings? It’s the one where the soon-to-be-married couple sees each other all fancy-looking for the first time ever, and it’s considered a pretty big thing, as it’s usually filled with tears of joy and a bunch of pictures. Elizabeth Gardner imagined the “first look” moment a bit differently – filled with laughter instead of tears of joy.

The bride decided to show up in a T-Rex costume. She did so for two reasons – just to see the groom’s face when he first saw her at their wedding, and for a more personal one. “My mother’s maiden name, and my middle name, is Rex,” Elizabeth told The Huffington Post. “So, I thought it would be funny to wear the costume on the day I would go from a Rex/Hundley to a Gardner.” Jon Clark Weddings shared a video capturing the groom’s reaction at the wedding and it’s absolutely priceless! You can check it out below.

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Married Couple Recreates Wedding Photos After 42 Years

January 6th, 2017

Conrad and Louise Gonzales were married in 1974, and when their 42nd anniversary approached, they decided to recreate their original wedding photos. With the help of Buzzfeed, the Gonzales’s recalled their entire relationship: meeting in a Pasadena accounting class, their wedding day, and some relationship hurdles.

“It also reminds me how blessed I am that after 42 years I’m still with my wife,” Conrad said after seeing the photos side-by-side. “I thank God that he allowed me to find this woman and enjoy a lifetime together.”

Watch the video above.

(via Huffington Post)

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Possum Massage

December 6th, 2016

Georgina Spelvin, a psychic who also answers to alter-ego ME Pearl, believes that all life, including ‘lowly life forms,’ should be well-treated. Even the garbage-loving possum. And to prove it, she’s got a Youtube page dedicated to possum massage techniques. As well as videos showing you how to use your possum to detect aliens, how to channel your possum’s past lives, and more. It’s everything a possum-lover could possibly need.

You might be wondering, is she for real? Well…no. In reality, “Georgina Spelvin” and her psychic persona ME Pearl are both played by actress Anna Dresden, who says the videos are meant to be funny.

But the possum-massaging itself is very much real. Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh, or you know a certain marsupial with a messed up back from a lifetime of dumpster-diving, you can check it out here:

(via Atlas Obscura)

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