Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Hail To The Queen

“My uncle, after tripping and falling in front of the queen, 1987.”

(via source)

Done With Pictures

“Please notice this excellent photo of my family featuring a cranky grandma, an exhausted mother, a cardboard cut out of a brother who couldn’t be in attendance, and the general sense that everyone has been DONE with taking pictures for at least an hour. Winning at wedding portraiture.”

(submitted by Brooke)

Itchy On Christmas

“This is a photo of my cousin and I wearing the horrible cat sweaters our Grandma knit us every Christmas. You can see the enthusiasm radiating from our faces when we were forced to model them for the rest of the family. If an angry cat head sweater doesn’t say Merry Christmas, I don’t know what does.”

(submitted by Ana)

 

A Christmas Humping

“This is the 2006 Christmas Card photo that we sent out, with our 6-year-old English Bulldog, Joan.”

(submitted by Amanda)

The Snowman Is Packing

“My parents went to an ugly sweater party tonight, and my mom decided to get a little creative with my dad’s ugly sweater. I was on the phone with her while they were getting ready and she kept yelling at my Dad to be careful with the snowman’s penis.” 

Here’s the closeup you knew you wanted:

(submitted by Kailee)

 

Santa Is A Lie

“He can’t quite read yet. They told him it says ‘Merry Christmas.'”

(via source)

Royally Awkward

Madame Tussaud’s London has debuted a holiday-themed edition of their popular British Royal Family exhibit, decking out the royals in ugly Christmas sweaters. The exhibit is...

Damian’s Sister

“Pretty sure my cousin already has a murder plot lined up.”

(via source)