Celebs

Wax On, Wax Off

“This is a photo of me when I met Pat Morita roughly half a year before he passed away. He was getting honored at an Asian award show that I was volunteering at, and when he walked by he pointed at me and said ‘I want that hair!’

He was being followed by a bunch of other photographers and one of them said to take a picture with the guy with the crazy hair. He immediately went up to the wall and put his hands up on it, so I pretty much said to myself “ok, I guess I’m frisking Pat Morita”.

I was quick enough to give my camera to a friend of mine and she took the photo that you see here. My moment with Pat was super brief but I’ll never forget it!”

(via source)

Wonder Man

“Gal Gadot’s husband has the best t-shirt ever.”

(via source)

Third Party Candidate

“Theresa May and one of the people running against her. His name was Lord Buckethead. He got 249 votes.”

(via source)

Cock Of The Walk

“Chuck Norris admiring my friend’s dad’s cock in the 80’s.”

(via source)

Busted By A Ghostbuster

“I’m pretty sure Bill Murray noticed my dad trying to take this picture.”

(via source)

Hands Off

“My wife met Chris Pratt. Anna Faris didn’t approve.”

(via source)

Grandpa 007

“My grandpa might have forgotten to tell me he has a License to Kill.”

(via source)

Nick Fury’s Fury

“As I snapped the selfie I told Samuel L. Jackson to pose how he really felt about doing these kinds of things.”

(via source)