Celebs

Hands Off

“My wife met Chris Pratt. Anna Faris didn’t approve.”

(via source)

Weekend Update

“Guess who stopped by my mom’s sorority 30 years ago.”

(via source)

Grandpa 007

“My grandpa might have forgotten to tell me he has a License to Kill.”

(via source)

Nick Fury’s Fury

“As I snapped the selfie I told Samuel L. Jackson to pose how he really felt about doing these kinds of things.”

(via source)

Caddyshack 3

“My mom was told to tell the ‘homeless man’ he couldn’t loiter near her workplace.”

(via source)

Uncle Ryan

“My uncle used to look just like Ryan Reynolds when he was a West Virginia coal miner in the 70’s.”

(via source)

Hail To The Queen

“My uncle, after tripping and falling in front of the queen, 1987.”

(via source)

The Meat Hook

“Olivia Wilde’s baby looks like he has a giant hand.”

(via source)